Wednesday, July 18, 2012

A Rotten Tomatoes Welcome To The Dark Knight

While everyone was busy bashing the fanboys of The Dark Knight Rises for posting negative and rather insulting comments on negative reviews of the movie, a lot of things went quietly unnoticed.

1. How bad the comments actully were - Nobody knows. Partially because some of the "extreme" comments have reportedly been deleted by the moderators but more importantly because I don't think anybody cared to go through the entire thread - not even the people who wrote long articles bashing TDKR fans. I am saying so because I can point to hundred other threads on all public forums (including RT) having comments 100 times more sexist, racist and threatening to the original posters or other commenters. And funnily enough nobody cares. I agree that I didn't get to see the comments that were deleted but the same is true for people writing articles on it too.
2. Who benefitted from this - Rotten Tomatoes, who else? Short term benefit - increased web-site traffic. Long term benefit - better branding and PR for the company for sending out a strong message
3. Who lost - Nobody except Eric Snider maybe. Even though he was trying to prove the same point the chief editor of Rotten Tomatoes was. Maybe his method was somewhat unethical. But in my opinion the main reason he was banned from RT was diverting traffic away from the site.

So what's the alternative? Well, do the same thing that you do with anything that doesn't function properly - fix it. The editor of RT has himself talked about a few options in that regard. Try them out. Even 8 year old kids try to fix their broken toys first before whining to their parents about it. If people at Rotten Tomatoes thought such things don't/won't happen in public forums, they were living in a fools paradise to say the least. And if the chief editor really thought asking people not to be a dick was the solution, maybe he should have tried telling Bin Laden that a long time ago. Would have saved us a lot of time and resources.

PS: I don't agree/disagree with the negative reviews as i haven't seen the movie yet and I hate internet trolls as much as anyone else does but again that's besides the point.

Sunday, February 5, 2012

You look good, girl!!

Some girls somehow feel that looking good is their license to omnipotence. Being a guy, I don't like this idea but I understand why the girls who look good, feel that way. Hell, I even understand why some guys think it's normal. But when an average looking girl finds nothing wrong with this, I just don't get it.

A completely hypothetical situation:

A Random Guy: X is awesome. I think I like her.
His Average Looking Female Friend: Really?! I always thought you liked Y
RG: No I have always liked X. She is smart, intelligent,caring and most of all I just like spending time with her. You know what I mean?
ALFF: Hmm...yeaah
RG: By the way why did you think I like Y and not X?
ALFF: Because Y is so cute!

That's it. She thought that explained everything.

Hypothetical situation II:

RG: Ooo the new intern in the HotGirlsOnly team is ridiculously hot!!
ALFF: Whatever
RG: I know. Now you are going to tell me how dumb and selfish that bitch is.
ALFF: No. Why would I?! I'm just surprised that you find her attractive.
RG: What do you mean? All the guys are crazy about her
ALFF: You guys are so blind. She has such ugly feet. Ugh!!

Now the point is not whether we guys give a rat's ass about the toenails of a hot girl; everyone knows we don't. The point is girls have to bitch about physical features of the hottest girl around even when the girl has dozen other negatives. This reminds me of Navjot Sidhu who completely ignores the other team playing against India during his commentary. If India plays well, he praises the team and when it doesn't, he starts ridiculing them but he never acknowledges the presence of a second team on the field. Girls too, express their opinion about other girls (only) in units of hotness ignoring all other personality traits.

Hypothetical situation III:

Random Girl in Office: Babes can you help me make inputs in this file. It's so confusing.
The Girl In Next Cubicle: I have already made the inputs. It's saved inside your folder.
RGO: Thanks babes. By the way you look stunning today. That pink scarf really suits you.

RGO probably wanted to tell her friend that she is super efficient but she knew that it would be such a meaningless thing to say to a girl. Girls know that a compliment has to be about looks or it's not a compliment at all. If a girl likes another girl, she will say that the girl is hot and when she hates (or simply feels jealous of) a girl, she will say that the girl is ugly. It's as simple as that. You will never hear a girl say something like, "You're ugly but you're intelligent enough to win the Nobel prize" to a friend, even if that's the truth. Facts are for guys.