1. The reason most of the time people looking for their specs have them on is not that they are forgetful....it's the subconscious belief that looking for anything without wearing the glasses is fruitless anyway.
2. The reason Hulk-The Green Monster's trouser is never torn while his shirt is ripped into pieces, when he grows in size is not that his hips or legs do not expand at all in the process; that would look ridiculous....it is the complete trust of the directors of such movies on the dumbness of its viewers which makes it possible.
3. The reason people write "pun intended" is not that their gift of being naturally funny has assumed gargantuan proportions...it is because they don't have anything funny to say and hence don't want to let go of this opportunity to crack a joke.
4. I had no idea why a computer is called a "pee sea" until I saw "I pee: 192.168.0.1" on my screen one day.
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On a completely different note, you might want to google about why superman can't have sex.Its a pretty interesting theory.
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